It's not dat-claimer, its dis-claimer.

By the way the print is written so small so it is deliberately unreadable. And therefore you cannot read it unless you are clever and work out an intelligent tactic that enables you to to do so. A clever way to enlarge the text so it is readable. Such as copying the tiny print and pasting it into a text editor or program that would allow you to enlarge the information so that you might know what it says...

if you are reading this now, then you obvoiusly are a lateral thinker who has just proven that they also have far too much time on their hands. Now get back to work...!

Lowdown on the deal - seriously:

By the way...we never met and you never had this conversation.