It's not dat-claimer, its dis-claimer.

By the way the print is written so small so it is deliberately unreadable. And therefore you cannot read it unless you are clever and work out an intelligent tactic that enables you to to do so. A clever way to enlarge the text so it is readable. Such as copying the tiny print and pasting it into a text editor or program that would allow you to enlarge the information so that you might know what it says...or perhaps you used the text enlarger buttons at the top of this page...

if you are reading this now, then you obvoiusly are a lateral thinker who has just proven that they also have far too much time on their hands. Now get back to work...!

The Disclaimer. The Terms & Conditions. The Lowdown on the Deal.

Every effort is made to accommodate you and your projects in a timely manner.

The Design Assassin charges for design or creative services, this is the time working to create your project. If your customer cancels their order, you are still responsible for all charges.

The Design Assassin can not be held legally responsible for any errors or additional charges incurred once you have formally approved the artwork. This includes, but is not limited to things such as: spelling, grammatical error, errors due to film or other media, postage / shipping, or colour problems.

Copyright

The text and graphics included on this web site are protected by copyright and may not be reproduced or only with written permission.

Third party links

The links to other third-party web sites are merely provided for convenience only. Care has been taken to provide links on this site to web sites that are suitable reference sources or may indicate things of interest. They are not placed upon this site as affiliates of the Design Assassin, unless otherwise stated, and in no way should the products and information referred to within Design Assassin be taken as an endorsement.

More will be outlined in the forthcoming Terms & Conditions.

By the way...we never met and you never had this conversation.